What is Chuck Norris' Statline & Rules?

So in an effort to create the illusion that I'm actually putting some work into this blog, let's try this:

What would the statline, special rules and wargear of Chuck if he were to be played in 40k?

Hopefully I'll get around to making real posts soon. : D

Happy Birthday!

Yep, 5/5, cinco de mayo. Today's mon anniversaire. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the blog; I haven't been posting a lot lately but I intend for that to change.